my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.
"somewhere between" suuuuuuuure
just admit it you have a boner
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION
always reblog because the suffering never ends
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"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
why do they call it an xbox 360 ?
because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away
wouldnt u b facing it tho
given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are