vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOd

[03/10] Favourite Sherlock scenes from series 3.

deadlysick:

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

happy finals, everyone

mrdrsirkingcontrol:

Cept the roach from wall-e

nobodylovesringostarr:

thedisneyseries:

Can you say scenerygasm: 101 Dalmatians

Ladies and gentleman: me

foreverwholocked:

6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful

he must be contained before explosions

are you fucking kidding me the projector is right above him

He looks so proud of himself

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

image

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe