"some sort of gel emerged"
AHAHAHA OH WOW
“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”
R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
Cept the roach from wall-e
Can you say scenerygasm: 101 Dalmatians
Ladies and gentleman: me
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions
are you fucking kidding me the projector is right above him
He looks so proud of himself
"dinner is ready"
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe