gerardcalmyourhands:

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

nonymoose:

canaydian:

you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man

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ozymandias271:

the-winchesters-fallen-angel:

villainouslaughs:

(x)

he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon

that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream

His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.

"somewhere between" suuuuuuuure

just admit it you have a boner

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

audreyii-fic:

THE PROBLEMS WITH FANFICTION

always reblog because the suffering never ends

Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.

queen-butthead:

Reminding you that with a single click you can:

It’s completely free.

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

grovyle:

pancreases:

grovyle:

grovyle:

why do they call it an xbox 360 ?

because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

wouldnt u b facing it tho

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basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are